REBLOG IF YOU’RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .
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I Solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Welcome to my blog,
fuckers. I'm Alyssa. I'm 17. Don't be shy(:
my 7th grade science teacher had a huge collection of pez dispensers and he set them all up in the classroom and then would get mad when someone would knock them over.. it was kinda funny tbh
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
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sometimes i sing to myself and pretend im a disney princess them someone walks in and im like
I did not intend for this to be a popular post
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Guys, seriously. What did I tell you about the porn
(( need ))
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this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
Fucking hair spiders! God! I’ve been fooled so many times by that shit!
Not for 8 hours, though. =/
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- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
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do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
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